BSOEF

im in grade 8.
and my geo/gym teacher is my favvvvv teacher ever and he always has combacks to EVERYTHING someone says 3 seconds after they say it, and there hilarious.
he's not afraid to make fun of ppl, one time, this guy in my class, he was reading outloud in a squeeky voice to annoy him, so he's like " dont worry jake, puberty will hit you soon"

and he always says stuff to me too, and i need good combacks to some typical things that teachers say (:

Sorry i wish i knew ..

examples for some typical things please?

Go read the textbook.

say f.u.c.k. you.

Tell him that if you wanted lip you would scrape it off your zipper. That one is solid, unless you're a girl.